coffee and a smoke

It's the new Netflix and Chill but when in public or with friends. How to ask your partner for sex in front of people... Coffee and a smoke..

Hey babe should we go for a quick coffee and a smoke??

by Skimpies On Tour May 14, 2016

reverse coffee

Sleepy tea

I want some reverse coffee to put me to sleep

by Yejau June 4, 2016

Golden Coffee

Coffee brewed with a fresh golden stream of piss

Hey bro you want a cup of golden Coffee just brewed a fresh batch

by Wurmpool March 2, 2020

Coffee Slack

A term used to describe a millenial coffee shop regular who wears cuffed boot cut pants (jeans, khakis, etc.). This look is often accentuated with a beanie, combat or ankle boots, and a Mac laptop with an assortment of stickers on its face. Its sometimes tied together with a shirt thats half tucked in and air pods.

“How was your blind date?”
“He was really sweet, but it turns out he’s a coffee slack.”
“I dated a coffee slack once. I swear he stole my beanies.”

by diefactchecker July 10, 2020

porch coffee

Having coffee on the porch because your local coffee shop is closed due to COVID-19

Starbucks is drive through only, so today my friends and I are having porch coffee.

by GullibleOne October 9, 2020

coffee rot

That feeling you get from drinking coffee that usually ends in extreme pooping

I went to Starbucks this morning and caught a mean case of coffee rot, I've pooped 7 times in the last hour

by Mr Shmee September 6, 2013

Coffee Jumper

The office co-workers who drink the coffee before the person who actually brewed the pot gets theirs.

I start coffe maker in the office, walk away while it brews, and when I get back, someone always gets the first cup. They are coffee jumpers.

by rmsalem65 February 22, 2011