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Ask your bsf to fuck

Tis the season! Christmas is coming along and what better yet to do is a prank?! December 20th is Asking your Bestfriend to fuck and see their reaction, Have Fun!
Jack: “ Hey amber , bestie you wanna fuck?
Amber: “No ew that’s weird jack!”
Ask your bsf to fuck
by Bigbandit December 20, 2022
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Did I ask?

The best comeback when somebody says something useless.
Kevin: Oh man, hey, Angela, did you know that cookies are made from dough? I never knew tha-
Angela: Did I ask?

Kat: That stupid girl can not shut her mouth for once, all she does is-
Myla: I heard she's secretly a vampire from Twilight!
Kat: DID I ASK THOUGH?
by KatDeWolff December 23, 2022
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Dry Ask

To indirectly make a request of a person by verbally talking about what you need from them without directly asking them. Asking for a friend is a common obvious way of dry asking but often times dry asking is not as obvious. Often manipulative and rude. Punks, simps, people pleasers, and thirsty members of the opposite sex are easy targets of dry asking.
*The victim and bystander in this scenario is aware that the that the asker is most likely broke before the verbal exchange.

Dry Asker: How much does a Heath bar cost down at the corner store?
Thirsty Victim: I think they are $2.29. Here's 5 bucks.
Informed Bystander to Victim: Don't let them be rude and dry ask you for money like that. They're totally manipulating you.
by American Knowmad January 4, 2023
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formal Southern for "tell her I said hey"
New Yorker Lorna overheard her mother, a native southern belle, finishing up a phone call with a gal pal in Virginia. "oh well it's just lovely to have spoken today, Bobby-Jo. please tell your mother that I asked to be remembered to her!!" Lorna, having heard that salutation, fell on the floor laughing. "Ma! that's the funniest thing I've ever heard omfg! why didn't you just say 'tell her I said hey'?? I am now deceased and it will now be a running joke because imma tell all my pals and even abbreviate to ATBRTH"
by Uncle Joosie January 7, 2023
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Ask out

To ask someone out is to invite someone to come with you to a place such as the cinema or a restaurant, especially to start a romantic relationship.
You should choose someone to ask out, Mike.
by The Among Personඞඞඞ January 8, 2023
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National ask Out your crush

This is the day to ask out your crush you better do it I wanna see it happen
by Spread the news November 2, 2019
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Who asked

The best comeback that will lead to people trying to find me
Lao:I have the biggest penis

Me:who asked?
by Thehexx560 November 21, 2021
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