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Benjamin

Benjamin is the best thing I could ever ask for. He such a cutie pootie. He care about everything I have to say . He such a perfect person .
“who Benjamin ?”
The love of my life
by Poopydanna November 20, 2023
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Benjamins is the sweetest person ever . He could make me always laugh and smile. He everything I could ever ask for. He the funniest person I ever met . I love my boyfriend Benjamin
“Who Benjamin “
The love of my life
by Poopydanna November 20, 2023
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Benjamins is the sweetest person I ever met and the funniest. He could always put a smile on my face. He everything I could ask for. He is the best boyfriend ever. Everything remind me of him. He remind me of stawberrys. I could talk about him for hours . He the prettiest thing . He the best thing that ever happened to me . I love my boyfriend Benjamin
“Who Benjamin “
The love of my life
by Poopydanna November 20, 2023
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Benjamin

A “munch”, simply put.
that guy Benjamin does everything his girlfriend tells him to do, he’s such a munch”
by thuggertheed January 13, 2024
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When someone is sexually attracted to both 80+-year-olds and 11-year-olds
Oh my god, you‘re such a Benjamin!
by HansPuetus January 29, 2024
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A fucking dick ass cunt rapist bitch whore. He sucks. Don't trust a Benjamin. They either manipulate you or want your boobs. They suck.
Penis ranges from 1-2 inches
Benjamin? Yeah, he touched a kid.
by timlover99 January 30, 2024
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benjamin ma

- Spends more than 4 hours each day sitting on the toilet, without removing his pants, with no intention of actually going to the toilet, although for some reason still insists on tearing off dozens of pieces of toilet paper and flushing them as part of his ‘cover’
- Eats warm garbage before coming in to school each morning
- Types with two fingers, as hard as possible
- Rolls over on Classmates whenever anything goes wrong and sits in the middle of the bus
- Occasionally gets caught jerking off in the fire stairwell (weirdo)
- Models his haircut on members from the band ‘bald boys united ’
- Obsessive overuse of the words ‘your mom’ and ‘leo’
- Has no friends
- Bares a striking resemblance to ‘The Hamburgular”
- Stores his semen (from his numerous daily stairwell jerk offs) in Dixie cups, with the intention of one day raising an unholy army of ‘little bennys’ to do his bidding
- Has every moment of tenz twitch stream watched
- Occasionally murders fat Asian children and hides them underneath his bed
Devin: That benjamin ma guy is so good at throwing, right?
Navi: What do you mean? He cant even throw the ball 10 yards!
Devin: I meant "throwing" in valorant.
Navi: OHHHH!!! That makes much more sense!
by Ash Hull December 4, 2022
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