Scum Wizard

A person who is skilled in the arts of Assholeism

Tom's bitch is such a Scum Wizard

by Eugene Vanderbelt February 5, 2003

wizard hat

When you poop so much that a mound appears in the bowl, and it looks like a brown wizard hat.

I blasted so much that I made a wizard hat.

by Zorroslade May 6, 2008

wizards sleeve

Another term for a vagina

That ladies got a saggy wizards sleeve.

by riskykut August 7, 2006

Rave Wizard

A master of the art of having it right off

did you see the state of gupta last night ? he's a real rave wizard

by sithenation November 5, 2006

angry wizard

A phrase that can be used as an excuse if you really don't have a legitimate excuse.

Person 1: But why did your car break down just before you got here?

Person 2: Well, there was this angry wizard...

by Renfest Geek February 28, 2009

WIZARDS SLEEVE

A VAGINA, BETTER KNOWN AS PUSSY, THAT SAGS LOW LIKE A WIZARDS SLEEVE

THAT GIRL I FUCKED LAST NIGHT HAD A BAD WIZARDS SLEEVE

by D850 May 10, 2009

wizard

1.Enid-blyton era slang for cool, awesome, or the now fading nineties term 'wicked'.

Used mostly by 1940's-50's teens, featured frequently in famours five and a gcse set text as someone below has already noted.

2. a male magician.
Don't ask me about the difference between a wizard and warlock please. Just accept.

"Golly! That canoe is wizard! Lets take it out on the creek and go bathing yar"

Harry Potter, the msot famous boy wizard to be incarnated in print

by fad and a fashion. January 28, 2009