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You want him in your pants

When someone you know thinks you want to to have sex with a guy.
Devin: Yeah, Sarah, just admit it, I know you like him.

Sarah: No, I don't!

Devin: Yeah, you do. You want him in your pants.

Sarah: Nooo! You're such a perv.

Devin: I'm the perv? You're the one that wants him in your pants.

Sarah: Argh! Just shut up!

Devin: Hah! So you do want to have sex with him!

Sarah: ...
by MzPiggy537 March 29, 2012
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To show her/him the house

to kiss someone. Someone who shows many people the house is known as a real-estate agent. When one is showing another the house, they may get to the first floor or the basement.
Did you show her/him the house?

That skank is SUCH a real-estate agent, she showed Timmy upstairs in the house.

I'd give the juice of my wenis to show her/him the house.
by jagtastic13 July 25, 2010
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send him for a hot dog

to break ones ankles or sauce them up
yoooo im gonna send him for a hot dog
by doghot November 12, 2017
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ripped him a new asshole

when you bitch someone out to the point that they poop themselves so big it rips a new asshole
He said I was manipulative which is CRAZY so, I ripped him a new asshole
by soapythebitch January 29, 2018
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im gonna cut him homes

this phrase would be said by a small, black haired blue eyed clean shaven mexican man. he would be holding a razor in his hand and looking at a black man. he would go at him and cut him.
as carlos saw the large, black man raping his girl, he got out his razor and said to his friends " im gonna cut him homes." he ran in and cut the black man!
by essay June 23, 2004
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tighten (me, him, or her) up

To pay someone for a monetary debt.
Yo Holmes, you better tighten (me, him, or her) up by Friday or it's your ass.
Dude, you better tighten Marcellus up real soon. He's gonna put a cap in you if you keep given his boy the slip.
by Elapsetime June 27, 2013
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Fuck him till he squirts!

Fuck him till he squirts! is what I heard one guy say as my roomies took turns sticking their dicks in my asshole!
I heard Chris say "Fuck him till he squirts!" as Matt pushed his 8" into my butthole!
by eda-skip May 10, 2022
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