Trumpet

An instrument that makes a saxophone look like a useless sex toy for God's and is only created Zeus, the god of all gods of Greek mythology

When Zeus developed trumpets Trumpets, it was so beautiful that it made Satan remove the saxophone from his asshole

by Godly asshole March 9, 2018

slidey trumpet

Just a trombone

Guy: Hey, that's a nice slidey trumpet you got there

Trumbonist: It's a trombone.

Trumbonist in there mind: AAAAAAH!!

by DaRedShatter March 13, 2018

hiney trumpet

What you would call someone or, more specifically, someone's bum when they have a loud, rumbling passing of gas.

Oh my god, did you just fart? I felt that hiney trumpet over here!

Dude, seriously? You're a damn hiney trumpet!

by piratefire777 September 19, 2016

anal trumpet

When you blow into ones asshole, and it makes a sound like a trumpet

Hey lover come here and let me play your anal trumpet

by TrÜtH September 4, 2016

German trumpet

An act of involving at least two parties where the male will shit into the females mouth. After cradleing the turd in her mouth, she then forcibly projects the faecal matter back into the male's anus by blowing it as hard as she can resembeling the act of playing a trumpet.

Five years ago, Sebastians wife was being a bitch to him so he punished her with a german trumpet. She has been the nicest lady ever since.

by Nk1992 July 7, 2016

trumpet cookie

When you are not sure if someone is a male or female.

Look at that trumpet cookie walking down the street!

by Camokt June 16, 2016

Ukelele Trumpet

When you eat the ass of a woman (or man) whilst making a ululating sound. this will give off the sound of a ukulele, whilst playing the trumpet

Hey man, were you giving my mum the ukulele trumpet last night? It was pretty loud.

You hear that noise last night? That was me playing the ukelele trumpet on your sister!

by Sthepen the 17th of Auckland a May 22, 2016