let me tell you something

let me tell you something octogon vreedle, a mans food is his castle

let me tell you something manny armstrong, you want a piece of rath? you got a piece! but you just bit off a piece bigger than your stomach can chew

let me tell you something forever knights: nobody's ripping open nothin except rath!

*pew pew*
well thats your first mistake, when you shoot rath you just make rath mad!

by DarthPhoenix306 February 21, 2022

show and tell

Where you go every Friday by your bosses fucking daughter.

You: just to let you know I know the real reason.
Boss: What’s the real reason?
You: Every Friday I go to show and tell and get a lap dance by your fucking daughter, that’s why
Boss: you know I don’t need to hear that ducking shit from you man.

by Ben.C.2008 February 25, 2022

tell the truth

something that men always do

He always tell the truth even though she thinks he’s lying.

by Jdbsibdb123 May 18, 2021

telling me about court

Tge act of sucking another man's dick while you're friend is waiting for you

And now I'm on my way right now sorry my buddy was telling me about court

by Bdjstyle August 30, 2021

truth-tellas gon truth tell

the only appropriate response when some braindead dopefiend Down syndrome crackdumpster asshole slimebaby cumguzzling gutterslut AIDS infested afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck whines about "haters"

geez mang suh menny nigas b diccin a mafucka yo hataz gon hate

{rolls eyes} wigger you mean truth-tellas gon truth tell

by Equal Opportunity Pisser-Offef August 31, 2021

tell me about it sherlock

The kid friendly way of saying No (censored) Sherlock

Kaite: Its BURNING
Billy : Tell me about it sherlock
Kaite: what

by yourmom45473 June 9, 2021

Tell the truth

I didn't do the "at least don't lie" part and this obviously isn't what you meant.

Hym "You said 'tell the truth' not 'create A.I. and be objectively better than everyone.' And to be fair, the telling the truth part isn't the part that is working. Literally everything except telling the truth is working. The truth telling part is the part that is not getting me the credit for the A.I."

by Hym Iam August 17, 2024