Tuscaloosa Tape Measure

The Act of stretching one's weiner far enough to bend and measure the crack of there ass before sticking it in there butt.similar to that of a tape measure

Dude did you see rick do the Tuscaloosa tape measure?
Yeah dude that shit was gnarly

by Jamarifinklenut July 19, 2025

Duct Tape

To be shit out of luck “To be stuck”
To be rejected

12 pulled That boy over and found drugs on em he “Duct Tape”

by Traum Summerz September 8, 2025

Pink Tape

The most overhated uzi album of all time, also known as peak uzi

"x2 is top 1 pink tape"

by #1pinktapedefender October 29, 2025

Video tape

A lot of young people today have no idea what a "video tape" is, and might think it's a complicated and discreet suicide method, in which case they'd be horribly wrong. So i'm here to tell people about it. A video tape is a roll of thin magnetic tape with magnetic video storing. (specifically, iron oxide) To work, it needs to be decoded with a suitable machine, which is where the tape player comes into play. Finally, it uses a little motorized wheel to move the tape, and speed can be controlled, or you could rewind it. Video tapes (or cassettes) could be rented in stores, with the most prominent rental bussiness being Blockbuster, and these stores also had specific machines meant just for rewinding the tapes.

I just rented Home Alone from Blockbuster, this new "video tape" technology is awesome!

by icantthinkofaname117 December 17, 2025

tape face

The funniest comedian in the world, starting from America's Got Talent and he now has a show in Las Vegas. He has tape over his face and never talks.

Tape Face is almost as legendary as Piff the Magic Dragon.

by Memes in the Sea November 22, 2021

On the Tape

When a cops bribe money is taped under their desk. Which was the primary delivery method for being "On the take." Which no one in the history of bribery has ever used to describe being bribed; until being caught. "Are you on the tape?" However... Is relatively innocuous.

"Are you on the tape?"

"What?"

"Oh my wedding tape. You were there right?"

OR

"You on the tape?"

"Taking the wife to Cabo next week."

by Totes'mcgotes' November 23, 2021

Cassette Tapes Is Bachlut's Music Notes: Angel Jose Robles (Fidel Ángel's next father): The Subnatural Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cassette Tapes Is Bachlut's Music Notes: Angel Jose Robles (Fidel Ángel's next father): The Subnatural Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025