Old Sloppy

A chassis cab truck with an enclosed cuboid-shaped cargo area. Slow and sturdy she takes loads like a boss; often times in crocs. It is not uncommon to find Old Sloppy with high miles, low standards, and a sailors mouth.

"How's Old Sloppy? "Who, Shauna?"

by Thedanatee November 10, 2022

Sloppy Hayden

A sandwich made from bread, mayo, 2 tender and crispy chicken patties with cheese, cheesy sauce, bacon, lettuce, and tomato.

Named after a silly gronk called hayden who worked at hungry jacks

I'm hungry, shall we go to red rooster?
Zanda ya gronk were going to hungy Js to get some sloppy haydens

by average Jacker May 8, 2022

Nigerian Sloppy

The act of cramming a charred chili dog up your ass.

Man#1: Hey man I am feeling kinda hungry
Man #2: why don't you just do a Nigerian Sloppy?
Man #1: because that's gay
Man 2: TASTE THE RAINBOW FATHERFUCKER

by Zeroisbeyond January 14, 2022

Sloppy Knobber

When someone gives you head and then pours syrup and chocolate syrup on your dick

Yo did she give you a sloppy knobber last night?

by Juicekill3r999 May 16, 2022

sloppy shit

a really messy shit that splashes your vile doo-doo all over your gangly nuts

i took a big sloppy shit and sprayed nasty reddish-brown dookie on my testicles

by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 21, 2022

sloppy duke

A sloppy duke is a nasty butt…You ever seen a girl that’s big at the top but little at the bottom?Yeah that’s a sloppy duke!

YUCK! Look at her sloppy duke

by Zummrsxo June 5, 2022

Sloppy Novel

During the midst of climax, your partner proclaims ,"Don't cum on me!" Naturally you grab the nearest book, preferably hard bound and blow a massive load in it. Thus creating a Sloppy Novel.

I was getting sloppy toppy in the school library and turned a first edition Lord of the Rings in to a "sloppy novel!!"

by The Iron Boar March 20, 2022