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Scott's Choice

(noun)

When an individual is informed that you have two, and only two, choices, and that you should really think hard about the decision made, only to calmly and cooly state, "I choose the third option," as your final reply while walking out.
"That motherfucker gave me a 'Scott's Choice', yesterday!"
~"So what did you do?!"
"Man, I chose Option 3, C,...you later."
by Creighton Rivers July 13, 2020
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Ice Scott

Ice scott is the sexiest nigga alive
by Ice Scott October 28, 2020
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Scott Putesky

Scott Putesky Aka Daisy berkowitz is former guitar player of Marilyn Manson from 1989-1996. He and Manson started the band Marilyn Manson and the spooky kids back in 1989. Long story short, they were not getting along and he either quit or was fired. Nobody really knows for sure though.
Person 1: "so out of all of Manson's guitar players, who's your favorite?"

Person 2: "Scott Putesky, you know, Daisy Berkowitz?"

Person 1: "Cool, mine's John 5."

Person 2: ...bitch.
by StephenArmidillo January 18, 2012
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Montgomery Scott

Montgomery Scott, also known as Scotty or Mr. Scott. Scotty is an engineer from the television show, Star-Trek. Scotty is the only redshirt who never dies, saved the starship enterprise on time with his impeccable intellect. Scotty gave a helping hand to the inventor of transparent aluminum in 1986, the time before he even invented it! He is a such a badass!
Dude fixed my coffee machine! He's a "Montgomery Scott!"
Who is "Montgomery Scott"?
Laddie, he's the only red shirt who isn't dead!
by Montgomery Scott September 5, 2022
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Stormy Scott

When a younger man and a older man are ass to ass, both bend over and touch turds.
Hey those two homeless guys in the park did a Stormy Scott.
by MrHeadCheese716 January 8, 2022
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Scott the Woz

The guy who is not a virgin, he also owns sonic 2 with a line
Guy 1: hey have you heard of Scott the woz?
Vuy 2: isn't that the really cool guy who has a lot of sex and owns sonic 2 with a line?
by Zow eht ttocs May 24, 2022
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Scott Gates

Type of guy to care about his eye brows, will floss them until perfect. He loves to drink orange juice in the mornin plucked from his own plant, and will typically squeeze the juice with his feet, as he specializes in feet work.
Scott Gates can really squeeze some oranges
by Alic Montgomery January 1, 2021
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