random

saying or doing something that has absolutely nothing to do with whats going on at the time. or something very stupid that makes no sense...

1. i like turkey dipped in bannana cream pie. can i like ur itch? sure y not, i like monkeys too! for real?! i thought strawberries were red!!! thanks bob...

2. Lydia and Emma

by lydia December 29, 2003

Random Jessica

Random Jessica is a girl that would do anything you tell her to do and would listen to you going on about history and tanks as long as you feed her sushi. Random Jessica LOVES sushi.

Taps: Richard needs a random Jessica. Richard and random Jessica are the perfect match.

by Notapsycho aka Taps April 24, 2021

Random-Miser

Forum denizen of the internet, known for completely odd yet hilarious posts on various message boards. The individual off whom the terms randommize,randommized and randommizing originated. Often abreviated as "R-M"

An individual who creates incredibly odd and humorous forum posts.

That guy is just a (random-miser/R-M) continue on with the conversation.

by LRRS October 16, 2006

random insanity

(1)A home for all the Randomly Insane people of GameFAQs.
(2)The dumping ground of the wave of filth that has infested GameFAQs since the LUE karma needs went up, steriLUEisation etc.
(3)The home of Pikadeth's Playhouse

This is Random Insanity, not Sexdom Inasnity or Random Sexuality or Sexdom Inasnisex - Quoted from Xas

by Jurgen Mudvayne January 15, 2004

Random Fest

A party where attendees are welcome to bring or invite other individuals without the need for the hosts approval. Usually coincides with heavy drinking and beer games.

Weren't you the guy who streaked at random fest last week? I don't know you, leave me alone, yeah maybe.

by Big Red Bronco Man August 28, 2009

Random Stab

Previously used in Olde English and was understood to be the act of copulation between two men at 'colourful' nightclubs.

Example: Isn't a random stab something that happens on party evenings at Rainbows when the lights go out' Otis

Now known as: A wild accusation by a Coventry fan

My sincerest apologes Ben, I did not mean to imply you were bent. Not there's anything wrong with that, if you are actually gay. Sorry. The perfect random stab.

Someone drifting over the edge with homophobic remarks

by Corkscrew November 11, 2009

Random-anim

A type of sentence that has the opposite meaning but it is so random that it actually makes sense in the proper meaning...

Random-anim
Person "your favorite band the dukes of windsor sound like old white dog shit,"

Retard "no they do."

by TeCHnO mOUsE October 11, 2008