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pencil gave me a dirty look!
by ackingjermy September 29, 2018
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Pencil

A very long piece of wood that is mostly used for writing,sometimes it ends up in the wrong hands of a person. Has to be at least 7 inches long to be classified a pencil, if shorter then it is classified as a short or dwarf piece of wood. HAVE FUN KIDS WITH THIS KNOWLEDGE
He bro can I borrow a pencil?

Put that pencil up me please ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
by Master of the masters October 8, 2018
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Somthing that has led in it and draws/writes on a paper
by desass June 11, 2018
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pencil wedje

when you are in class but you want to masturbate, so you stick your pencil up your pussy.
"I was so bored in class that I gave myself a pencil wedje"
by q-ballpopopopo June 11, 2018
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Pencil Muncher

The retard/s in school who’s occupation are munching or gnawing on pencils (usually the erasers), leaving an almost unusable finished product
Person 1: Hey *person 2*, can I get a pencil

Person 2: No, ask *Retard 1*

Person 1: Fuck no, I don’t want that pencil munchers chew toy.
by PootSniffer March 11, 2023
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Pennsylvanian Upside down Pencil Sharpener

The act of putting a naked woman in a groundhog hole where her ass is out and you use it to sharpen your pencil dick and pour motor oil over back while riding a Wildebeest and it’s only legal if done in Philadelphia honoring the founding fathers
by Sax_killa54 January 21, 2023
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"do you have a pencil?"
"yeah, its on ur fathers scrotum."
by CHANNELATOR January 29, 2023
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