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pencil monster

A dynamic workout move that combines cardio and strength, where one starts with hands clasped straight above the head (“pencil”) then jumps into a deep squat with hands open at chest height (“monster”) and then jumps back up with hands clasped above the head (“pencil”). This move was invented by Fitness Guru & Life Coach Morgan Brand who focused on women’s health and is a variation of the “squat jack”.
Kate broke a sweat after doing did 20 pencil monsters.
by KC888 April 6, 2023
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Retiring A Pencil

The act of no longer using a pencil that was in your backpack as a way to remember an event that happened during class. If something memorable happens, you take the pencil out of your backpack and leave it to never be used again to keep the memory.
After Fred saw three kids get sent to the office, he then was retiring a pencil that was in his backpack.
by WeUsedToPlayHouse April 14, 2023
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Pencil

A whipped mate who never rocks up to events and his family owns a vineyard.
“Yeah my mate William is such a Pencil”
by Revs May 4, 2023
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pencil straight

by darkmatter829 November 26, 2023
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Polish Pencil Cricket

The act administering a handjob (preferably a reach around) after inserting a tampon saturated in alcohol into the rectum of the subject.
Bruce said there was no way I could make him climax, so I hit him with some polish pencil cricket and ended the debate.
by Smegladon December 18, 2023
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Pencil

A thing that always gets used
CaN i BoRrOw uR pEnCiL???????????????????????
by Canadian Keyboard October 22, 2019
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THE pencil

Rightfully Emily’s
“THE pencil is not ryans and he can’t sue emily
by drugsnothugs October 26, 2019
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