Monday Bitch

No one likes her but she always come around!

George: What's up with Keisha?
Linda: Nothing, she's a Monday Bitch.

by kidcb March 9, 2016

The First Monday

The first Monday of December when it is acceptable to start playing Christmas music

Sam: why did Tommy get beat?

Jim: oh, he played Christmas music before the first Monday

by 1stoftheweek November 25, 2019

Monday

Garfield's least favorite day.

Garfield: I hate Mondays.
Dave: Do you want be to kill you?

by Webkinz Person 515315151 November 29, 2019

Pastrami Monday

A national holiday, observed every Monday, to celebrate pastrami.

"Hey, don't forget that it's Pastrami Monday."
"You're right, I should eat some pastrami."

by PastramiFan April 8, 2019

cyborg monday

A typical Monday morning for Cyborg.

"BOOYAH!" shouted Cyborg as he woke up on Cyborg Monday.

by IDONTMIND April 10, 2019

Monday fever

An illness that affects metal workers and welders. Named because you build a tolerance but the weekend break allows you to be susceptible to the metal fumes again. So it is most commonly felt on monday. Also known as metal fume fever

I got Monday fever from welding earlier and now I got the shakes.

by NowWithEctasy May 11, 2019

Business Monday

Between 1800 to 0000 on a Sunday evening when most businesses are closed, and for all intents and purposes, it might as well be Monday.

T: "I've already got two things done off my to do list for this week."
A: "Don't you mean next week?"
T: "Yeah but it might as well be tomorrow now."
A: <shrugs> "Business Monday, innit."

by nekro3 May 16, 2018