Mines of moria

When you are whipping your arse and your finger pokes through the toilet paper, "delving deeper than is good"

"Oh man frank, I just went through the mines of moria"

"Really? That happened to me last week."

by Gimley knows June 22, 2016

hurt mining

Using unfortunate or unfavorable circumstances to wallow in grief that is either unrelated to the events or that ignores the individual's role in shaping or deciding the outcome of the hurtful moment.

Jabroni 1: Nobody wants to go to prom with me! Fuckin' sucks, man!
Jabroni 2: Well, did you ask anyone?
Jabroni 1: No. All my friend's have dates and I'm gonna have to sit home alone! Did I mention how completely unfair that is?

Jabroni 2: Yes, you mentioned it twice. You don't ask, you don't get. Dude, you're hurt mining!

by Jugh Hanus May 15, 2016

exhausted mine

The place where you ascend to heaven by using a ritual of which you lose your keys of life

bra, im so high i almost thought i had an exhausted mine

by nir5117 February 6, 2018

bit mining

A sexual act; to gain pleasure from the act of sucking bits of fecal matter from an anus

Judah enjoyed his date with Adolf after vigorous bit mining.

by anon123456 October 11, 2012

mining for gold

The act of digging deeply into ones own nostril for the juiciest morsels with the intent of eating them.

Doesn't Joe realize everyone can see him? He should restrict his mining for gold to the privacy of his own home.

by Wonton2 January 7, 2013

Mate of Mine

Mate of Mine is a common saying around the world when referring to a friend of a friend or small business owner who can help you in any way shape or form.

A mate of Mine is a Plumber, Personal Trainer, Photographer and more.... Or you can check out www.mateofmine.com

by mateofmine October 30, 2012

Mine Head

Your best crew/clan/friends/mates/buddies/homies

Friend: I could never unfriend you!

Self: Awww! Mine head.

by makeitadoubleSTAT February 14, 2012