by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 4, 2022
Get the marriage mug.Wife: The best thing about marriage is my husband always apologizes after every fight we have
Friend : even if you were wrong?
Wife: well he knows I’m NEVER wrong.
Friend : even if you were wrong?
Wife: well he knows I’m NEVER wrong.
by Purple11star December 22, 2022
Get the Marriage mug.“What’s yours is mine. What’s mine is yours.”
“That’s marriage, not dating. We aren’t marriaged, so no.”
“That’s marriage, not dating. We aren’t marriaged, so no.”
by Branflavin October 28, 2019
Get the Marriaged mug.Em and Ilayda should marry?
You’re probably curious why? I’m here to tell you, why! So you’ll probably be impressed by these two cute humans.
First of all, the L in Ilayda stands for Love. The M in Em stands for Me. <- Love Me = Marriage!
Em is a soft and cute human, Ilayda is a smart and honest human. These two are the best combination ever!!! It’s like cheese and salami! Those two fit pretty well together.
They should have married already!!
You’re probably curious why? I’m here to tell you, why! So you’ll probably be impressed by these two cute humans.
First of all, the L in Ilayda stands for Love. The M in Em stands for Me. <- Love Me = Marriage!
Em is a soft and cute human, Ilayda is a smart and honest human. These two are the best combination ever!!! It’s like cheese and salami! Those two fit pretty well together.
They should have married already!!
by wemarried10 November 21, 2021
Get the Ilayda and Em marriage mug.To truly consummate a marriage in Mexico, you must eat your fiancé out at the pool at high noon the day following the marriage proposal.
That dude nailed the Mexican marriage proposal, he at the shit outta that pussy at the pool the next day.
by Big Justin696969 October 4, 2021
Get the Mexican marriage mug.marriage something that happens to people sometimes in a good way or bad either way first-night = getting laid
person 1: hey wanna play some game of warzone of someshit
person 2: sorry dude I can't I just married 2 days ago
person 1: bruh why did you get married
person 2: ay I got lucky she looks hot and I'm gonna get peepee touches tonight and I think my marriage is gonna be good
person 1: lucky
person 2: sorry dude I can't I just married 2 days ago
person 1: bruh why did you get married
person 2: ay I got lucky she looks hot and I'm gonna get peepee touches tonight and I think my marriage is gonna be good
person 1: lucky
by 1v1 you loser October 12, 2021
Get the marriage mug.Aunt-in-law (only pibling's wife).
My aunt-by-marriage is a good person.
by QWP998756 October 15, 2021
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