A Simp Lord is the highest form of Simp, being the kind of person who will do outrageously stupid things to win over a girl who is astronomically out of his/her league.
Man 1: Dude, I just volunteered to be the target at a weapons testing lab, It pays really well and I will finally make enough money to impress insert name!
Man 2 (The Chad): My god, it's a Simp Lord
Man 2 (The Chad): My god, it's a Simp Lord
by TheWackyboyGazette September 2, 2020
Get the Simp Lord mug.The act of defiling as mans anus with a dry fist and then docking afterwards. Initially thought up by an ex-army bummer who loved cock
He Lord Hopton'ed him!!!
by Jamieb93 November 22, 2011
Get the Lord hopton mug.A dude who likes to lay in the bushes and paint his balls on easter in hopes that someone will mistake em.
Wow, look at the person in the van driving around schools, better watch out, he might be a Lord Spinoza.
by what now11 September 29, 2011
Get the Lord Spinoza mug.by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Lord Fred mug.Someone who has mastered the art of Cum. There is only one and he is the Lord of all Cum. Bow to him.
by DaddyBigPeep June 26, 2023
Get the Cum Lord mug.A pub in the town of Nelson, in East Lancashire, England. More commonly locally as ' The Zoo ' its is known for its erratic,
and uneducated clientele, usually relying on handouts from the government to pay for their drinks.
and uneducated clientele, usually relying on handouts from the government to pay for their drinks.
Lord Nelson:
Person 1: Are you going for a Drink at the lord Nelson
Person 2: No, its full of crackheads
Person 1: Are you going for a Drink at the lord Nelson
Person 2: No, its full of crackheads
by Masterg1 November 9, 2023
Get the LORD NELSON mug.a slang word for a smexy beast who loves pussy and often likes to walk out of places with a coffee machine
by baby eglon November 19, 2020
Get the miss lord mug.