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Jared

His jawlines, shoulders, and muscles are the best! You have to think about what he looks like nude, you might not be gay though. ;)
"I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles push against his fashion sense. I've thought about what he looks like nude, I'm not gay though. >:("
"Yeah! Jared's jawlines, shoulders, muscles are the greatest!"
by Storyswap Chara August 22, 2021
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jared

a boy who engulfs ballsacks or semen
Oh jared these nuts
by adamleancoma September 3, 2021
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Jared

Jared more like daddy he gets all them girls, and boys ;) he low key pulls and is really hot it’s just cool how much he pulls and is hot
Jared pulls Tegan
by Coolab July 6, 2021
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Jared

WOAH! look up its Jared
by SkyperFlux July 10, 2021
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Jared Spliff

The prefect mix of marijuana and tobacco rolled up into a perfect cone
Q:do you want to hit my marty spliff?
A:Nah its cool i have a perfect Jared Spliff right here.
by Dat fox January 19, 2012
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JARED

Omg look at JARED HE IS BIG BITCH
by Prettybluemlg November 12, 2018
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Jared

Jareds’ are mixed feeling type of guys who look for attention. Jareds’ are self-absorbed and only care about themselves. Yet, whenever they try to fix something, they always ruin it. They often curse a lot and can lose their temper. Try not to get on their bad side either.
Dang, Jared just called my grandma a big marshmallow and tried to cover it up by saying she’s sweet.
by Spybunny109 November 25, 2018
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