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haileys dick is real!!!!!!!
wow look at HAILEYS MASSIVE DICK its sooooooo big!!!!!!
by hailley the great mann March 27, 2025
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Zack and Hailey

The cutest couple to ever live. Ultimate power couple energy with lots of chaos and chemistry. They are partners in crime, sharing a lot of inside jokes that no one understands but them. Zack and Hailey aren’t just a couple they are an experience. Individually, they are forces of nature; together, they are a whole category 5 hurricane. They make everyone around them believe in love, chaos and a well timed roast.
Zack and Hailey will both argue but when you join in they will turn on you.
by anonymous April 7, 2025
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Hailey Livingston

A name used to describe someone who’s a hater and a fun killer who gets no bitches.
“Damn she called the cops on the party, she’s such a hailey livingston.”
by thebuzzard417 April 14, 2025
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Hailey

Hailey is a bitch
by markenmysa May 12, 2025
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Hailey and Miranda

the best pair of friends youll ever find. hailey also wants ice cream from mirandas house but she says no.
Hailey and miranda: friends

Hailey: can i come over and have icecream?

Miranda: no.

Hailey: ok sybau
by imyourking June 9, 2025
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Hailey

hailey is awesome and cool and amazing and everyone loves hailey nobody is better than her. She is so lovely and everyone’s in love with her and thinks she’s the coolest kid around. Don’t mess with her though, her eyes turn red when she’s angry.
person 1: who is that cool amazing person?
person 2: oh that’s just hailey the coolest kid around
by chickenpotpiecooliosyea June 13, 2025
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hailey

Hailey- (Scottish for Hay meadow) Most Haileys- (Maybe not all of them) Are very dumb, Blonde hair/Hazel eyes, Very popular, If a boy likes them, She rejects them and spreads rumors about them, Falsely accuses them of Stalking, She is very sexist and feminist, She may secretely date girls, Her parents Are Protestant Christian and upper middle class, She is sheltered from The real World, but is very spoiled, She hates you If you are nice or If you look at her for 0.0000087 seconds or more, She always holds grudges, If you hurt her Feelings, She will not confront you, She is too weak to fight, If you are unluck enough to have work/school with hailey, she will try to get you a demerit or disciplinary trouble, she has 30 friends who will gang up on you but will not fight you. Simply put it If you meet one and If they hate you, Bet $1 million She will not fight you. Bet 1 million only her and her equally retarded friends care. Then times it by 10, then you might be Set for life (maybe) Boy: I like you, you are hot. Hailey: I dunt like u. Her friends: STUP HURRASING MEH FRIEND YOU PERVERT UH UHHHGGGHHH. Boy: YOU know what, fuck your friend. The next day; Hailey: "He is harrasing me." Supervisor/Principal: Ok I will speak to him and demerit/Suspend him. Today's lesson: Don't trust a Hailey
Most Haileys are overglorified feminist bitches
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