waddle fail

the act a fat male who waddles like a penguin, and continuously says he is a virgin because he fails miserably each time he attempts to engage in sexual activities with a partner because he is always flacid

she was in the process of giving a blowjob but his cock was so flacid she walked away, and he chased her with his pants down and arms flailing, what a waddle fail

by Fredo Frog December 23, 2009

Super Fail

A notch below Epic Fail. See the definition Epic Fail and bring it down a notch.

Guy: "Dude, I watched Avatar like 25 times."
Other Guy: "Super Fail.... Homo."

by wordy_bird April 30, 2010

Ad fail

When a Ad is misplaced

Example of ad fail:A Dragon ball Z ad on a website against Dragon ball Z

by LOLcat number 324 May 19, 2010

ultra fail

1. more of a fail than epic but less than atomic.

2. to fail x3

Stu: Hey, what did you do this weekend, Alex?

Alex: Oh well on Saturday I slipped on an ice cube and dumped hot grease on my cat. And on Sunday I set my bed on fire.

Stu: Hahahah your whole weekend was an ultra fail.

by Foofenscoops March 13, 2009

Fail ID

What you call Apple's Face ID feature when it fails to unlock your Apple phone using face recognition.

iPhone owner: "Bro, my iPhone won't unlock, facial recognition isn't working all of a sudden."

iPhone critic: "Fail ID! So much for artificial intelligence and all that stuff."

by 306Rawj September 12, 2017

upload failed

When urbandictionary doesn't like your pronunciation of a word, but wants to be nice about it.

"Upload Failed"

by Pehnus June 8, 2016

meme fail

When a joke or phrase is lost on someone, especially ones from the internet.

Dude A: Want to go *nom nom nom* at that expensive restaurant by the beach?

Dude B: What the hell is that?

Dude A: Apparently a meme fail; want to go out to eat?

by MaxwellsDemon April 11, 2012