Szalowski's Disease

A neurodegenerative disease characterized by immoderate jealousy. Causing its sufferers to attempt to accuse others of false misdemeanors; and squeeze unnecessary guilt and even an apology out of them.

Nick: <tries to guilt someone>
Mike: Nick must have Szalowski's Disease.

by gnarly_guacamole April 28, 2023

The Gentleman's Disease

A more elegant way of saying autism

My Doctor just told me I had the Gentleman's Disease

by MrAvacadoMan August 16, 2023

Dak’s Disease

A quarterback who plays well in the regular season but cannot win in the playoffs.

I really like our QB, but I I don’t think we can win the Super Bowl because he suffers from Dak’s Disease

by Thekling September 8, 2023

Karen’s Disease

Noun: Being a complete illogical bitch who thinks the world owes her privilege for existing. Can be shortened into being a Karen.

That bitch must have Karen’s Disease. She just threatened to call the cops on that one year old for shitting in their diaper

by Gargatron November 30, 2021

Amogus Disease

Some fucking mental disease that ruined the lives of 7.4 million ppl.

Mr. Shit: Awww unlucky Mrs. Amogutard she has amogus disease
Mrs. Amogutard: AMOGUS

by SpecialAspieRyanBoi December 30, 2021

limelight disease

An infectious, paralytic disease one catches from a night out at The Limelight.

Symptoms range from and can include all of the following: covid, tonsillitis, crabs, flu, headache, hangover and the worst MD comedown you've ever had.

oh my days I've only gone and landed limelight disease fml. never going back again.

limelight disease? u mean limeshite disease :/

by alex404 May 22, 2022

Nigga disease

Instantly becomes stronger in human abilities. In order to get this disease you need to eat a lot of fried chicken and kook-aid and watermelon and be beat by your mom a lot. Black people are born with this disease.

The ___ has Nigga disease .
That’s a strong Nigga my Nigga

by Zaidenthewhitenigga May 27, 2022