Clout-tard

Someone who is a trend follower and is retarded. Therefore they only listen to the popular opinion and refuse to think outside of that.

(Bobby)Did you see James got on “X”? (Clout-tard) we don’t talk about James.

by uhurmom February 6, 2024

Clout-tard

Someone who is a trend follower and is retarded. Therefore they only listen to the popular opinion and refuse to think outside of that.

(Bobby)Did you see James got on “X”? (Clout-tard) we don’t talk about James.

by uhurmom February 6, 2024

Dummy Clout

Clout obtained from doing dumb things. Often people seeking attention.

Irvin’s been getting dummy clout, did u see that vid on insta of him trashing the dollar store? He got over 5k followers from that.

by ZuiyOTF47 April 16, 2023

bear145 is clout

Bear145 was used strictly for clout on Rylsdawn5's twitch stream

Can be used whenever someone wants to point out how bear145 is clout

by Bear145 May 14, 2023

Meconium Clout Syndrome

When the sperm donor (father) of a moments-old newborn baby is far to preoccupied with posting photos and videos of himself and his exhausted, disheveled baby-mama to give a single visible shit about their newborn child, her welfare or the enormity of this moment in his life. Not infrequently he is making jokes about the birthing process and how he was like "no F-ing way" the whole time and how grossed out he was, "like you can't even believe the mess the birth process makes- so glad somebody's going to clean that up- like seriously, man!" Meconium Clout Syndrome has a very high mortality rate, almost always under very suspicious circumstances.

OB: Congratulations Mom and Dad!! She's a beautiful healthy baby girl and she's all yours!!!
Mom: She's beautiful!!! Aiden, look at your new daughter- she's perfect!
Father: staring into his phone Ok everybody, she just had the baby- like she was screaming and it was so gross- like an alien just squirted out of her- she's a total mess right now- let me get a shot of her pans phone towards mom who looks away and covers her face in embarrassment and exhaustion C'mon babe- smile for my followers!! Look over here! This is going to be the BEST video I've ever posted... This is going to be SO epic!!!
OB: looks at neonatologist} Textbook Meconium Clout Syndrome- a pretty serious case- I'm not sure this guy is going to survive once they get home...

by Asclepius Minora February 15, 2023

clout

clout is how much power a nigga has

Yo, that nigga got a hell lot of clout. Don't mess with that nigga

by anonymous December 5, 2022

mouth clout

word of mouth, notoriety. especially when someone’s done something slightly stupid or iconic

damn girl, what can I to get to get that much damn mouth clout? everyone knows you lit the cafeteria microwave on fire, not sure I’d be able to beat that

by analplanes December 3, 2023