straight gay couple

A fictional queer couple depicted in a manner palatable to cishet audiences.

That ship is such a straight gay couple.

by seais4cookie October 31, 2023

the hottest couple of all

harris and cate are the hottest of all couples hotter than the even hotter couple and the hottest couple.

Harris and cate are the hottest couple of all time

by ahs thoughts November 20, 2023

Bomb a happy couple day

30th December all members of public will find a happy couples and bomb them because no one deserves to be happy

person1: hey dude i was thinking of buying flowers for my girl
person2: yk it’s Bomb a happy couple day.
person1: ffs

by Lauren bitchhhhh 🤪🤪🤪 November 30, 2023

W COUPLE

Emily and DK should be tg they look cute

This is a w couple.

DK:hey bae
Emily:hey baby
DK: we a W COUPLE

Emily:NAH FRLLL

by Jsakidinsideee December 2, 2023

National couples day

Something that lonley people post on snap chat stories no matter the day as a means of hoping some loser comments on it

"It's national couples day who ever sends red heart wants to spend it with you"

by Mr Vinzon December 10, 2022

couples therapy

the thing me and max now have to go to every week.

maxwell: damn i wish i could go to that baby shower but i got couples therapy with kaz
valsrei: damn

by KazTheLesbian December 11, 2022

fag couple

A couple of fags.

"you guys are a couple of fags, oh wait! I meant fag couple"

by TheUncutPimp January 9, 2023