Great Canadian Coconuts

An ever-green plant that grows in the Canadian north. The stalk is green, and leaves are long resembling those of a spider plant.

Deep below ground, the plant has a root ball that it uses to store water during the spring and summer, and uses this same water to sustain itself through the winter. The root ball consists of an outer thin skin covering a fibrous substance resembling ginger and tasting bitter. In the middle of the root is the nut that contains the fluid that is both slightly bitter and highly nutritious.

Also a story told by Canadian's for foreigners to convince them to buy things from tourist stands.

Hey! Check out that Canadian over there. He's got Great Canadian Coconuts for sale!

by Johnny Canuck March 13, 2022

coconut-rough

When a chic coats your dick in coco ( shit ) and then roughs it up by beating it on a coconut

I got a coconut rough when she got drunk at a Mexican beach party
Coconut rough - she shat because of spicy Mexican food and beat the shit off my nut with a coconut

She coco my nut then got rough with it

I got coconut-rough

by Nasty beastie February 9, 2022

coconut-rough

When a chic coats your dick in coco ( shit ) and then roughs it up by beating it on a coconut

I got a coconut rough when she got drunk at a Mexican beach party
Coconut rough - she shat because of spicy Mexican food and beat the shit off my nut with a coconut

She coco my nut then got rough with it

I got coconut-rough

by Nasty beastie February 9, 2022

Coconut

Apart from being a delicious fruit, it is sometimes used instead of "f*ck"

"I don't give a coconut about what Karen said"

by Krumira February 13, 2022

coconut bo

The best bo burnham cult ever

COCONUT BO IS THE BEST

- strawberrymommymilk

"Hey did you see cannesb3ans new coconut bo vid?" "Yeah she's so cool and my fabricate mutual."

by strawberrymommymilk September 12, 2021

coconut bo

The best bo burnham cult ever

"Hey did you see cannesb3ans new coconut bo vid?" "Yeah she my favorite mutual!"

by strawberrymommymilk September 12, 2021

Coconut Bo

🛐 RETURN TO COCONUT BO BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE 🛐

Person 1: 🛐 RETURN TO COCONUT BO BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE 🛐
Person 2: 🛐 RETURN TO COCONUT BO BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE 🛐

by Dead_Thing_Walking September 13, 2021