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Christ Barnes

A scaudly person who has a fetish for dirty crusty hair and skin. Is very good at their job. Has a favourite colleague but won't tell them. Can often look like they want to kill someone on the daily. Fiesty like a jalapeno pizza
That one is an absolute Christ Barnes
by anonymous November 30, 2021
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Barnes

To describe a complete moron, or a moronic action.
"This kid is Barnes'd up over there, you see what he just did?"
by redoct April 30, 2022
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Hannah Barnes

the cutest little cutie in the world which belongs to Daniel Rezaie
Person 1: OMG have you seen Hannah Barnes?
Person 2: U mean Daniel Rezaie's wifey?
Person 1: YEAH!
by danielrezaie May 5, 2022
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Barnes and Unstable

From the 2015 movie Pixels. Something Sam Brenner (Adam Sandler) said as a joke to Ludlow Lamonsoff (Josh Gad) in response to a picture book made by Ludlow which he showed to Sam.
You should sell it at Barnes and Unstable.
by Mikkebak October 1, 2022
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sam barnes

Sam, a man with a huge wong and pulls all the women with ease.
Wow, id love to be like sam barnes
by magnet of the punani February 3, 2022
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Peter barnes

by Jimmehimmedjs February 3, 2022
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PORN BARN

PEDOPHILIA PARADISE

A new BREAKFAST PLACE

Where you have PARENTS.

A STANFORD NUDIST COLONY MAYBE

CASTRATION CENTRAL
Hey I told the LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOYS we got a big birthday party celebration as go back on our FARM to that BARN as no worries we will protect you on our video as where little does anyone know the BARN is purposely one mile from the house and you may say it is the PORN BARN where CHILDISH things go on and on the MENU TODAY main course SWEDISH MEATBALLLS and right now it is 2:54 pm in SWEDEN as H0LE VAGINA TIP RIMJ0B is in order there too.

Why would they call a NEW BREAKFAST PLACE that serves WAFFLES, SKEPTICISM and other syrupy stuff the PORN BARN too as is this another STANFORD UNIVERSITY EXPERIMENT?

This WORLD has PSEUDOPEDOPHILIA as after all anywhere you are sporting the parents under their PORN BARN is some real naked scenes that go on unseen by the rest of the WORLD and who knows what kind of HOOPLA goes on between parents BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.

Hey volunteer as go to the PORN BARN but one STIPULATION no showering as STINKING AND SMELLY ANATOMY is important for our utility.

Big SECRET if you touch that PENIS they poked through that GLORYH0LE you are getting TWO VAGINAS AND TWO CLITS from the PORN BARN as " lights , camera, action , ROLE EM".
by DEMONSTRATIVE DEMONICS April 20, 2022
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