Apex Auto

The best car detailing company there is. Ran by some great guys!

Those Apex Auto guys are so sexy! I want to get my car done by him..

by the girlssss June 16, 2024

auto-rectal

The state of having one's head up one's own ass

Wow, that book sure was auto-rectal

by LightWeaver June 23, 2024

auto-nutting

when someone's latency in voice chat is so bad, it sounds like theyre gargling the ballsack of optimus prime...

person 1: is he auto-nutting?
person 2: can you hear him?
person 3: yea... he's auto-nutting...

by fl3rn87 July 23, 2024

Grand Theft Auto IV Was Made To Compliment Ugly Betty

Grand Theft Auto IV Was Made To Compliment Ugly Betty

Grand Theft Auto IV Was Made To Compliment Ugly Betty

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 5, 2025

Auto-Dido Syndrome

The phenomena of individuals who purposely or subconsciously seek out partners who they know will hurt and/or abandon them. It is usually manifests from unresolved commitment and self-image issues. It is named for Queen Dido of the Aeneid and her desolation and death following her affair with Aeneas.

We all know why he dated her, he hasn't addressed his Auto-Dido Syndrome.

by Dr.Yankee May 7, 2024

Auto Erotic Fart Sniffer

A person who gets turned on by talking about themselves and how great everything they do is.

Anyone else notice that Bill pitches a tent everytime he mentions anything he's ever done? He's such an auto erotic fart sniffer!

by Sharkleberry Punch February 22, 2024

The Auto Mata

When one is taking a shit and it's so big you have to flush to avoid a backup...at this point the suction of the toilet pulls the rest of the monster out your ass so fast that you question your existence.

Jeremy experienced the auto mata and instantly sought Jesus.

by Rancorrage June 9, 2022