Meeting Induced Panic

A panic attack brought on after realizing you are late for a meeting that you were not actually invited to. Usually brought on by a calendar with so many meetings and you suffer from the delusion that you have been invited to all meetings.

Jim had a Meeting Induced Panic when he overheard his co-workers discussing a meeting they just left.
Jim suffers from MIP.

by circlesofindecision January 24, 2017

Panic lurk

This is when you’re in a ZOOM/video meeting with people you don’t know well (usually during a pandemic) and you’re bored so you want to leave. You don’t really know how to exit gracefully, so you get all anxious and continue to hang out: the “panic lurk”.

My friend just had a Zoom Bday party and I didn’t know anyone.

I was bored and wanted to go, but didn’t want to offend her so I just panic lurked.

by SFDanae April 15, 2020

Panic Dogging

What every dogger did the night before lockdown, panicking they won't be able to do it for a while.

Where's Jim tonight? I thought he'd be here for pre-lockdown drinks?

Ah, he's out panic dogging so he can get as much in as possible before everyone is dogging online.

by Top Dogger April 23, 2020

Panicable

When a situation calls for panic, it would be considered panicable.

Brent- This Coronavirus is causing the stock market to plummet, people are starting to panic.

Misty- Well it is a pretty panicable situation.

by Misty Partly Cloudy February 28, 2020

Panic Faggot Mode

When a virus starts to spread and people turn into whiny little faggots.

Oh no! Costco got cleared out because half the city went Panic Faggot Mode!

by EpicGamerMoment420 March 15, 2020

Panic Buyers

People who’re so scared they buy everything they can find in Walmart. Typically, people seeing others panicking encourages them to panic and buy a ton of shit, too.

“Those panic buyers bought all the goddamn toilet paper”

by Pink Lemons March 17, 2020

Panic Diet

The only food options available at the grocery store after mass crowds have cleared shelves amidst COVID-19 pandemic.

Guy1: You been keeping your macros diversified since Coronavirus, bruh?
Guy2: Nah bruh. All I got these days to eat is wheat germ, anchovies and tampons. It’s the Panic Diet.
Guy1: Ouch, that’s painful bruh.

by Amishdong28 March 22, 2020