Ur Mom

A come back or how to answer someone if they want to hang out and u don’t

A: You’re so stupid

B: Ur Mom

A: I-I—

A: Hey wyd this weekend

B: Ur Mom

A: oh ok……Well maybe another time! bye :/

by anonymous March 22, 2022

Ur Mom

Perfect come back and if anyone you don’t wanna hang out with asks you what your doing say this

A: Your the dummest person ever like nobody likes you

B: ur mom

A: uh—

A: Hey wyd this weekend

B: ur mom

A oh….. maybe another time! oh— uh- bye

by Ur mom is hot.. ;) March 22, 2022

Ur mom

The guy that says this is probably a retard

Jimmy:Ur mom!
Mark:Ur a fucking retard piece of shit

by coRReLLdeeZ March 23, 2022

Your Mom

your mother

Your mom is nice.

by george washington macaroni March 23, 2022

Your Mom

A whale. A cow, perchance. 500+ lbs. at the very minimum.

Chad: Your mom is wicked fat.

by The Definer Your Mom March 23, 2022

ur mom

someone doin ur mom

person 1:im doin ur mom
person 2:UYAGWEVDYGHCUTFGC7TRC/8YF8T

by ur mom doer March 23, 2022

Your mom

the best p*ssy in the world

Girl: your mom
Boy: HAS THE BEST P*SSY IN THE WORLD

by anonymous March 23, 2022