Double-Standard Declyn

The male version of a Double-Standard Debbie. A man who believes women should just see he's a 'nice guy' but then hypocritically harshly judges women based on their looks. Funniest part is that this type of guy usually has no intention of changing his appearance or improving himself to get the type of woman he actually wants.

Dave: I'm so tired of women! All they care about are tall guys with six packs!
Ivan: Alright, well, what about Hannah? She told she thinks you're funny.
Dave: Ew, no. I don't wanna date that fat wench.
Ivan: You literally are more out of shape than her.
Dave: I just want a woman who takes care of herself.
Ivan: You're a Double-Standard Declyn. No wonder you're single.

by A random nobody :) January 25, 2024

Double P.H.A.T.

Pro an con pretty hot and tempting plus psycho hateful and treacherous

Bro, that girl I partied with last night was a double p.h.a.t.

by Theenthusiast January 30, 2024

Double bogging

When a toilet wont flush properly, and you need to shit on a previous shit left by the previous occupant.

I really need to get this toilet fixed. Looks like I be double bogging this mornings loaf.

by WillyTheSmink February 2, 2024

Cambodian double-zero

When someone is giving two male partners a handy while on either side of them, one in each hand that is making the "zero" gesture, while kneeling.

Dang, did that chick on Jeopardy just display the Cambodian double-zero?

by MagicMack February 7, 2024

Double-Barrled Shaboingboing

“When the same situation happens but in a different font, in a small amount of time”

“Man i just saw Kendra and Shaquille at the bar in the matter of two minutes, what a double-barrled shaboingboing”

by maylloyd November 24, 2023

Double Redungdant

When you try to flush poop, it goes down the hole in the toilet, only to pop back up to rest with the new water. Flush again, same result.

Hey girl. My (same) poop has performed an encore twice. It's being double redungdant.

by MarkTwainTheThird November 29, 2023

double Rosie

Rosie is the much loved character from the children’s classic Thomas the tank engine. She is a lively little tank engine who works as both a shunting engine, and a mixed-traffic engine. If your lucky enough to find two Rosie toys whilst playing trains, it is known as a ‘DOUBLE ROSIE’

“Check out that kids train set! His got a DOUBLE ROSIE in his arsenal”

by Boxhed December 9, 2023