Exertion fart

When man of a certain age, 50 plus, is getting up from a chair or sitting down on a chair or picking something up even if it's light... a small fart squeaks out.

My whole family laughed at me when I got up from my chair and farted at the light exertion. I told him it was just an exertion fart!

by Extremejutsu August 18, 2022

fart

Gas that comes out of your butt.

You smell, did you fart?

by FDuck! August 30, 2022

confused fart

A person who is arrogant as Fuck, but still needs validation to measure self worth.

My co-worker is a confused fart, who acts in charge of everything but understands nothing.

by Tr3adlightly September 2, 2022

Fart

Some gas that comes out of your other end. It usually smells like rotten eggs.

But for some reason, celebrities don’t fart. Only normal people do.

Woah. That fart smelled bad.

by Readmydefinition September 11, 2022

kfc fart

the aftermath of having kfc. usually occurs 2-3 business days after.

symptoms include:

dizziness from the smell
gassing the whole house
loud juicy farts

person 1: zamn who had kfc last night?
person 2: me..
person 3: *is dead bc they got gassed*
person 1: CALL FOR AN AMBULANCE DONT JUST SIT THERE
person 2: *lets out a juicy kfc fart*

by kfcfart April 22, 2022

Mr jelly farts

The best :D

Mr jelly farts is the best and is so smart kiss kiss

by Mr jelly farts April 22, 2022

Fart away

When you want to say “fuck off,” but you have kids present

Dylan’s parents were having an argument at the dinner table, when his father finally couldn’t take it anymore and yelled “ just fart away, Lillian, fart away.”

by Wallyman April 24, 2022