weenie syndrome

When your friends want to hangout with you but you don't want to for no good reason or because you have "excuses" that aren't worthy of ditching your friends.

Man that Kendall girl is suffering from weenie syndrome tonight

by Noweeniesyndromehere September 5, 2016

Eeny Weeny

A way to describe your dick.

Person 1: “is that your dick? It’s so Eeny Weeny! You need some fuckin’ tweezers to put that little thing away?”
Person 2: “It’s not that small..”

by Ily DemiDevil November 22, 2021

weenis

Yes, it was I who hacked anibus.

-Beerus

/beerus_is_a_weenis

by /beerus_is_a_weenis November 5, 2021

Weenie

A penis that can be eaten and swallowed

Hey becka can you eat my weenie

by Dr.DoogleWIENRE November 16, 2021

weenie syndrom

when you hang around alejandro huerta ceja too much you start slowly becoming a weenie just like him..:

i think i’m coming down with the weenie syndrom

by yarrumylime October 31, 2021

Green Weenie

Multiple:
1. Name for the biggest asshole on your military base.

2. Also a fly used in fly fishing to resemble caddis larvae (they’re green little worm).
3. The rule 34 version of green eggs and ham that never made it to publication

1. Don’t shake or the green weenie will hammer you, he can smell your fear
2. Gonna dangle a green weenie when I go euro-nymphing this morning.

3. How do you know if you like green weenies, if you’ve never tried one, Sam I am?

by mugbutt July 29, 2021

Weenie-istic

When someone is doing something right, but they’re so small it looks like they’re doing it wrong.

they’re hand was so small, when they held a fist it looked weenie-istic

by MintyTulip August 6, 2021