"A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big hea-"
"Dude this is the 15th time i've heard this shut up"
"Dude this is the 15th time i've heard this shut up"
by y0ur_pseud0nym April 15, 2021
Get the Speed Runner mug.The speed at which a video spreads on the internet, a scale to measure how viral something is by using the Kony 2012 video as a basis.
"That announcement of Anchorman 2 is at 1.5 times Kony-Speed"
"The home movie of you and your friend singing Spice Girls in your basement is at -200 Kony-Speed"
"The home movie of you and your friend singing Spice Girls in your basement is at -200 Kony-Speed"
by Lenny Laserdisc August 17, 2012
Get the Kony-Speed mug.(NOUN): A summons issued to a coworker or employee when they screw up a task because of task saturation. Or a summons your spouse issues to you for screwing something up even though you are managing a thousand things correctly.
e.g., 1) My boss keeps giving me more sh*t to do just so he can give me a speeding ticket for messing up a task. 2) My wife is always giving me speeding tickets when I screw up and when I give her a speeding ticket, she always figures out how to turn it around and issue the speeding ticket back at me.
by Barely Managing February 13, 2023
Get the Speeding Ticket mug.To splooge in a short amount of time, usually when your roommate leaves for a short interval of time.
Example: Your roommate leaves to take a dump for five minutes, so you rush and squeeze in a speed splooge while they’re out of the room.
Example: Your roommate leaves to take a dump for five minutes, so you rush and squeeze in a speed splooge while they’re out of the room.
Roommate: *uses bathroom for 5 minutes and returns*
Splooger: “i hit a speed splooge while you were out.”
Splooger: “i hit a speed splooge while you were out.”
by janicethefrog October 27, 2023
Get the speed splooge mug.Today I saw the tax man behind me with his lights on to let me know o was due to pay the speeding tax.
by Put your finger in my stoma September 29, 2023
Get the speeding tax mug.The act of letting multiple women quickly peg you in quick succession. A speed gang is often used as a cooldown period for someone who needs a break from molesting young teens.
I was hitting up this 13-year-old girl in the DMs but had to take a break and let my girl speed gang my asshole
by boneduck July 18, 2022
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