About as useful as a dry bar of soap

Useless.

"Cba"

"You're about as useful as a dry bar of soap"

by T4Y March 30, 2022

soap fellow

a guy who over reacts and is very gullible.

mans a soap fellow bruv, he believed that i was a fuggin ghost mate.

by chomumandem March 30, 2022

soap

soap is a block of some stuff and when applied to the human body turns into a bubbly piece of shit also this disintegrates

for some reason soap is also used to clean your body.

Mario:hi im dirty
luigi take this soap youll become cool
Mario:yahoo

by Patcatisrad April 5, 2022

SOAP

Sweaty Old Age Pensioner

Nan told me she really liked watching the SOAPs on Sunday.

by EatMyBiscuit April 16, 2022

Soap

A derogatory word to describe an imaginary British male adolescent from the Berkshire; in 2020 the term was coopted by the alt-right in the United States to demean someone who follows basic hygienic practices such as washing their hands to avoid contacting the coronavirus.

Walmart Employee: Sir could you please wear a mask inside the store
Man in a plaid vest: THIS COUNTRY WAS BUILT ON FREEDOM YOU ***** **** ****** SOAP

by PutYourNeckIntoIt November 10, 2020

Soap

To describe a disgusting rat person

That 'person' is the biggest soap.

Ohmygod what a soap!

Ew see what he was doing the soap

by Nonamesssss December 4, 2020

Piss Soap

A crude type of soap, typically made with a base of piss.

This practice is commonly used amongst survival strategists and D-Day preppers, so that when they are put in the wild, they will be able to stay clean.

"Hey, Jim! Have you seen my Piss Soap? I can't find it anywhere, and I need to shower for my date!"

by Piss Man February 26, 2021