Medical term: the complete opposite of "diarrhea", "the runs" and "the marathons". So named for the slow pace at which feces is ejected from the body over a long period of time, and for other characteristics shared with snails.
by Kronos Russo September 12, 2013
Get the the snails mug.Used as the name of a vague sexual act, most often to cover up the fact that one's claims about his or her sex life are contrived.
"Dude, I totally hooked up with that girl from across town again last night! It was pretty kinky."
"Oh really? What'd you do?"
"What'd I do? Oh, um, dude, I was totally...punting the snail."
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"What'd I do? Oh, um, dude, I was totally...punting the snail."
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I think im going to call you brian the snail from now on.
I think im going to call you brian the snail from now on.
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