paste-book

A new name for Facebook, now that it consists mainly of "shared" articles or YouTube clips that are just pasted in, and very little original material.

Originated in a mishearing, my husband said Facebook but I thought he was being witty by referring to it as Pastebook or paste-book, since we had recently noted that most of the material there is just repostings.

by Brubban November 25, 2016

past carnage

When someone is a second before a pre-seen disaster

She is drinking too much and saying she is not drunk, a second later she throw up on everybody
"Be Careful this girl is past Carnage"

by bones issues November 24, 2015

Snack paste

Crunch lays chips in your hand, jack off with it, ejaculate into it, and then use this mixture to brush your girl's teeth.

Instead of toothpaste, I brush my girl's teeth with snack paste.

by gokaari June 13, 2018

The Past is Never Perfect but the Future Has a Chance to be Perfect

We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.

I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!

by brettuthius August 11, 2018

Way Past Zoo

Referencing a big night of drinking with work colleagues and/or clients. Most often used in referencing professionals in the sales and/or finance industry. The term originates from a comment made by one colleague about another referencing the fact that her colleagues were animals, like animals in the zoo, however, to the benefit of all in society, zoo animals are kept in cages, whereas, her colleagues are free to roam the city, thus the night was "way past zoo."

Joe asked, Max how the meeting with the sales team from Topeka was. Max replied, "It was totally out of control, I think Bob got arrested, Tony definitely pushed the hotel piano into the pool, and I have no idea where Luis is . . . it was way past zoo. Way past zoo."

by Luis2018 October 2, 2018

Hasta la past

See you later

This line appears in the Berry Gordy movie "The last dragon" in 1985. Spoken by a first generation chinese kid who has become hip with the lingo of his puerto rican neighbors in inner city NCY and for some reason alters the last word to Italian

Hasta la pasta

by Wildgoatherd May 31, 2018

past cute

someone who used to be cute back in the day and still thinks they are cute now.

When I first met Marc he was cute but that was 23 years ago, now he is past cute.

by jodijodigeee July 1, 2019