by BigBoibby May 25, 2016
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by marconorman97 May 16, 2016
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by The Real Moist Daddy June 10, 2016
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by Cytosematic January 20, 2018
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Damn girl I can't wait to get home from work and taste my moist salami! It's gonna be so moist today I can already feel it.
by Dirty Sex Monkey January 24, 2018
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Man 2: I think he lost his watermelon so he cannot have sex anymore.
Man 2: I think he lost his watermelon so he cannot have sex anymore.
by crapmonstanker February 5, 2018
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