knob head

your mum.

your mum is a knob head.

by s December 9, 2003

knob-jockey

a person who rides a knob, specifically their own.

your some knob-jockey

by ShaS February 26, 2003

knob jockey

A person(male) who likes to be ridden like a horse by another man. The ritual includes the 'rider' inserting his penis up the other man (horses) bottom, thus giving an enjoyable ride.

Look there's Dave, and his knob jockey Brian

by Mike August 5, 2003

choc knob

n.

A penis freshly removed from an anus, either male or female. Derived from imagery all too obvious to require explanation here.

v.

To insert said choc knob into the mouth of sodomised partner; hence said partner is "choc-knobbed".

1: "Oh gross, wash that thing before you put it in my mouth!"
2: (inserts into mouth) "Choc knob, bitch."

by MrKapper July 11, 2006

bent knob

a bent knob is a type of penis that is bent at a perfect nintey degree angle. It is also detachable and has interchangeable parts so you cand change it depending on your mood.

when having sex you must turn sideways to insert the bent knob since it goes out and to the side to actually get insertion.

by jobaga May 12, 2015

knob slob

Girl who doesn't swallow or lick cum off a penis when she's done leaving it all messy.

That girl is such a knob slob, she refuses to swallow.

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

horse knob

The tail end of the peashooter exhaust system on a chavs car. This unnecessary appendage is for show, not go, and only raises the pitiful exhaust note by made by the puny 4 cylinder engine by approx 1.2 decibels.

Guy :- Oy Rich, what about that MoPar animal yesterday with the big block 440 and big duals on it?
Richard :- Yeah, wow! made the fuckin' ground shake. Almost cum in me pants from the vibes! Fuckin' awesome!!
Guy :- Not like them chavrolets with their horse knobs eh?
Richard :- No.

by swineyvee October 10, 2006