The act of unexpectedly ejaculating onto someone’s neck, typically from behind or above, for the sole purpose of startling, annoying, or asserting playful dominance.
"I kirked Jessica last night, it was such a mess."
"Hey Toby, I was wondering if you want to come by tonight?I'm still thinking about the kirking you gave me last week.."
"Hey Toby, I was wondering if you want to come by tonight?I'm still thinking about the kirking you gave me last week.."
by NeekoCheeks February 18, 2026
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bonus points if it's by or for a process, condition, or state that they claim to be 'safe' or preferable to the alternative.
named after Charlie Kirk, who famously was shot mere seconds after blaming inner-city gangs for gun violence.
bonus points if it's by or for a process, condition, or state that they claim to be 'safe' or preferable to the alternative.
named after Charlie Kirk, who famously was shot mere seconds after blaming inner-city gangs for gun violence.
"Can you believe that guy got kirked on live TV by a white guy while claiming minorities are the real threats?"
"Yeah, what an ironic way to go."
"Yeah, what an ironic way to go."
by schadenfreud February 19, 2026
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