purple hayness

Large purple male dildo. Also used in gay porn.

Wow! That purple hayness made my ass hole bleed.

by [e-mail] June 16, 2012

Hay

The definition of cool. Definitely not the hottest person. Very hip and gay.

Hay thinks they're the hottest person alive but she's wrong.

by Maxmamanasdnfdg January 29, 2023

Diu hai

A Chinese swear which describes the action of making sex.
(Usually used in anger and offense others.)

Diu hai ! I failed my test again!

by Very proe February 8, 2023

Racking up shacks and stacking hay bales

Slang for when you are simultaneously extremely busy but bored

Jeff: hey man what’s new
Billy: oh you know how it is, just racking up shacks and stacking hay bales

by Goofalicious February 13, 2023

Archie Fullegar-Hay

A Celebrity in the hills of North Yorkshire.
What is he known for?

His meme page Calculons…
GO SPAM HIS NAME IN THE COMMENTS!!!
Hes also pedo

Archie Fullegar-Hay Touched My Child

by anonymous February 13, 2023

Hayes

Hayes is the best man ever created, he is worshipped by all the gods, all his classmates must serve before his majesty, he must be respected by everyone. His word is the law, he is power itself, he is amazing, and will always be the best, and this is Hayes. SO RESPECT HIM

Matt saw him and said "OMG ITS HAYES, KNEEL BEFORE HIM BEFORE HE KILLS US!!!"
Max saw him and said " OMG MY IDOL OMG PLS PLS PLS LET ME WASH YOUR FEET !!!!"

by AdamSquidward123 February 13, 2023

Hay River, NWT

A small remote town located in the Northwest Territories, Canada on the south shore of Great Slave Lake. Mostly contains of people that are high on crack and horse tranquilizer. Not much there besides a shitty old restaurant and one street light

Guy 1: Hey, wanna go to Hay River, NWT this weekend?
Guy 2: said nobody ever

by Cinnamonrollhead February 13, 2023