Bob The Frog

Bob the frog is a frog that likes to fly. -_-

Person 1: Bob the Frog loves flying!

Person 2: How does he fly is he’s a frog?
Person 1: He doesn’t! It’s very troubling!

by *LuluBean* April 7, 2022

frog in a blender

Having intense, unproductive repetitive / obsessive thoughts.

John, on the phone: "I think I should have apologized. but then she might think I am a pussy. But now she thinks I am a fucking jerk. But I am just scared to apologize. I mean, maybe she should apologize first! After all,..."

Mark: "Dude, shut the fuck up! It's like a frog in a fucking blender!"

by mynameismark September 1, 2005

Steam Frog

To cum unexpectedly onto someone's face. Generally done in a public place where the cummer has to jump to accurately hit the face.

The japanese enjoy steam frogging their women.

by Quitus April 3, 2009

Shooting Frogs

Shooting frogs- farting
Dropping frogs- taking a poop

"Sorry for shooting frogs while the windows were rolled up."
"Yeah, whatever. Just drop them."

by iAMtRiCk22 April 2, 2010

A Frog with Pockets

A Frog (Frenchman) is innately dishonest. If you see a Frog with pockets, he will probably try to rob you because he is a thief.

That bitch was crookeder than a Frog with pockets! She stole my ice cube trays!

by Dan Wrather December 24, 2010

Frog With Pants

A person who has no ass to fill out the back of their pants, making it seem like a frog got up, put on a pair of pants, and walked away.

Guy: Hey Joe look, Tito's ass looks like a Frog With Pants on.

Joe: Hahahahahahahaha

Tito: Fuck You

by hiddengamer93 January 11, 2009

Crunchy Frogs

The physical appearance of a womans or mans erect nipples protruding through her shirt.

It must be cold in here. I can see Linda’s crunchy frogs

by howardchrist June 21, 2018