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Eva

Eva is a very big overthinker who has communication issues and tends to piss everyone off around her. She also has madd trust issues and unintentionally ruins relationships, especially her own. She also feels bad right afer doing something hurtful and it haunts her until the problem gets resolved. She has lots of friends but only likes talking to one person who barely likes talking to her and it makes her very flipping annoyed and all her friends have to listen to her crashout about this one person that they all hate. She is very delusional about this one person and needs to move on but doesn't want to accept that nothing is left for them two and a small part of her believes that it might work out. She has a deep attachment to this one person and she feels that if they restart and try again then it might all work out one last time. If this one person is reading this, uh, go back to your girl bro she's doing everything to change because she misses you so bad. OH SHE'S ALSO VERY FUNNY AND FUN TO BE AROUND!!
friend: eva why are you crashing out?
Eva: because i miss ____ and want him back and i love him with my whole heart but he doesn't care anymore
by Andrew da boy January 7, 2025
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Pulling An Eva Smith

When someone bleaches something or themselves (their insides)

Referencing the character Eva Smith in An Inspector Calls
My mate just decided to start pulling an Eva Smith
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EVA

Eva is a goofy geezer with amazing banter she tries her hardest at anything and everything!!!!!!!!! she has multiple stds buut still makes her way through life shining and sparkling like a boss.
"i got aids from this girl the other night"
"OH she must be an Eva"
by big black bum destroyer July 27, 2025
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Eva Caudillo

whoever knows her is soooo lucky guys...NEVER TAKE EVA FOR GRANTED I SWEAR TO GODDDD
Hey brooo, how are you?
Eva caudillo: gurt
by kisse August 12, 2025
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eva

eva is the best person ever. i mean shes the mom of bobo and gogo! shes so likeable and everyone likes her! Eva is about to find a steve, dustin, lucas, finn, and will! its going to happen! They tend to be delusional and think theyre dating robin😂🤣 but its okay!!!! They are so fun and amazing and yes!
"isnt eva great?"
"obviously they are gods gift to earth lolz"
by steveandrobinswife November 22, 2021
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Eva kelleher

Eva Kelleher is the sexiest girl alive who gets all the lads cause she’s so fit lol
that Eva Kelleher is peng
by iam2sexylol November 23, 2021
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Eva

The most grotesque person you would have ever laid eyes on. Wears granny panties and is most likely under five feet
Look, it’s eva the Whore
by pixie124 November 23, 2021
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