The state of being mentally removed and detached from corporate business culture, and general disgust from the
overconsumption of business buzzwords and acronyms.
overconsumption of business buzzwords and acronyms.
After twenty years of meetings, spreadsheets and conferences, I have corporate sickness and am retiring.
by NatureLloyder March 18, 2023
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Karen: Because along with the mistreatment they also refuse to pay their best artists, resulting in corporate greed on their end.
Karen: Because along with the mistreatment they also refuse to pay their best artists, resulting in corporate greed on their end.
by Beomgyu’s baby mama May 31, 2023
Get the Corporate Greed mug.A corporation humanizing itself, usually through social media such as Twitter, to make you think that the corporation is your friend, or at least a person, as opposed to a business built for profit.
all of these brand twitter accounts that have been posting random shit are just examples of how normalized corporate humanization has become in today's world.
by jai_ June 1, 2023
Get the Corporate humanization mug.Corporate Tortograph Theory states that in the world of late-stage capitalism, the human impulse for creativity has been channeled so exclusively towards marketing that almost any absurd collection of words, names, or syllables is likely to coenside with a real-world entity, person, or organization of some sort, often in the corporate sphere.
“Jesse, I typed “Gortco” into Google and came up with a page for a random Norwegian company… just another proof for Corporate Tortograph Theory.”
by Galaxy94 June 30, 2023
Get the Corporate Tortograph Theory mug.When a company hires musicians to make rock and roll.
The rock typically sounds like something you'd hear in a 2000s teen's movie or a commercial.
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Guy 1 "Did you hear that music in the commercial?"
Guy 2 "Yeah, it sounded like Corporate rock, I swore I also heard in some shitty teen's movie"
Guy 2 "Yeah, it sounded like Corporate rock, I swore I also heard in some shitty teen's movie"
by dghgt October 19, 2023
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When both your manager and client fuck you over at the same time.
They’re Eiffel Towering you, like the sex position in a threesome, but not in the good way.
Ex. Manager assigns last minute work and client hasn’t sent over what you asked for two weeks ago
When both your manager and client fuck you over at the same time.
They’re Eiffel Towering you, like the sex position in a threesome, but not in the good way.
Ex. Manager assigns last minute work and client hasn’t sent over what you asked for two weeks ago
by corporate brand whore October 30, 2023
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