Corporate Tortograph Theory states that in the world of late-stage capitalism, the human impulse for creativity has been channeled so exclusively towards marketing that almost any absurd collection of words, names, or syllables is likely to coenside with a real-world entity, person, or organization of some sort, often in the corporate sphere.
“Jesse, I typed “Gortco” into Google and came up with a page for a random Norwegian company… just another proof for Corporate Tortograph Theory.”
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Mayo Corp is well know for their "sustainable" approach to taping the Atlantic icebergs together with sticky tape.
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Mayo Corp is well know for their "sustainable" approach to taping the Atlantic icebergs together with sticky tape.
Maycorp as won many awards, ones you can see due to the confidential website
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Alfred (57), Catanzaro (5 Stars) - This company seems wrong yah? But no no, I live in Italian my whole life and since come to Catanzaro it make it very nice. I once kicke the footbal and GOAL. Highly recommend and the German Pizza was very strong!
Gurby S (18), Mumbai (5 Stars) - (Loud Voice) Wasn't Me.
Alfred (57), Catanzaro (5 Stars) - This company seems wrong yah? But no no, I live in Italian my whole life and since come to Catanzaro it make it very nice. I once kicke the footbal and GOAL. Highly recommend and the German Pizza was very strong!
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After twenty years of meetings, spreadsheets and conferences, I have corporate sickness and am retiring.
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After twenty years of meetings, spreadsheets and conferences, I have corporate sickness and am retiring.
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The rock typically sounds like something you'd hear in a 2000s teen's movie or a commercial.
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Guy 2 "Yeah, it sounded like Corporate rock, I swore I also heard in some shitty teen's movie"
Guy 2 "Yeah, it sounded like Corporate rock, I swore I also heard in some shitty teen's movie"
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When both your manager and client fuck you over at the same time.
They’re Eiffel Towering you, like the sex position in a threesome, but not in the good way.
Ex. Manager assigns last minute work and client hasn’t sent over what you asked for two weeks ago
When both your manager and client fuck you over at the same time.
They’re Eiffel Towering you, like the sex position in a threesome, but not in the good way.
Ex. Manager assigns last minute work and client hasn’t sent over what you asked for two weeks ago
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