A person, usually female, that doesn't appear to be beautiful at first glance, but upon further investigation, is actually extremely pretty. Subtle things like mannerisms, eyes, hair and voice are what set these people apart from thirsty girls.
Bro, have you seen Kate's Insta lately? The girl is a closet smoke. Wish I would have realised that back in college...
by SHammer35 July 6, 2020
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by Caaulolo September 16, 2020
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Get the closet jerk mug.A person who practices whichcraft but is not open about it or very secretive. Similar to a homosexual not being open about their sexual orientation.
Person 1- "She always chants words under her breath and wears a pentagram necklace, is she into witchcraft or something?"
- Person 2 " People have been asking her about it but shes been denying it so far. I think shes in the broom closet!"
- Person 2 " People have been asking her about it but shes been denying it so far. I think shes in the broom closet!"
by Mork_ulv March 27, 2017
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Mary: It looks like it’s straight out of Hanse’s closet.
Joe: I know, right? How can someone own an article of clothing that ugly!
Mary: It looks like it’s straight out of Hanse’s closet.
Joe: I know, right? How can someone own an article of clothing that ugly!
by subinsbf March 18, 2018
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