Chode

Dylan Ray

Chode hasn't fucked Anika yet.

by 12345678900987654322345678 November 26, 2018

Chode

1) When a mans penis is starting to erect or come down from an erection to when it's fully filled with blood but it's growing in length only girth

2) A small but fat penis (complete opposite of a dagger dick)

Stacy:"Well I was gonna fuck him but he had a chode so even if I wanted to it was too thick"
Lexi:"HAHAHAHAH you got clam jammed by a dick"

by xyoungdaggerdick August 18, 2017

Chode

An abnormally small penis, usually ranging from 1-4 inches long when erect.

Damn I saw Thomas' dick the other day and he totally has a chode.

by rubythekitten19 November 3, 2019

Chode

Not wider than length, but the length is short than the Circumfrence

Im sorry that you have a chode!!!

by Ryan Wikstrom March 19, 2004

Chode

Comes from the German word "chote", meaning a bringer of chaos. Generally speaking, an offensive, unthinking person. One who is socially reprehensible and uncouth. An annoying lout. An asshole.

"A chode is not a fat penis, but it is a big dick. Get it? Don't be a chode, man."

by vonzppr February 24, 2009

Chode

Short, fat penis or kid

Dave Gill is such a chode. I heard he has one too!

by M Dubbs May 2, 2008

Chode

1. Theoretical dick that is wider than it is long, stupid as none exist.
2. Guy who has no game with women.
3. Synonym of Gouche. Space between your asshole and your sac

1. John has a chode.
2. John is a chode.
3. John got kicked in the chode.

by metalhead1967 December 13, 2009