Major anger issues

Always gets mad.
easily.

"you have major anger issues..."

by xheluvsshanx October 28, 2023

MAJOR AIDS

A person who is not the father. They are probably the grand infector and you should stay away from them at all costs if you don’t want to risk the aids touch.

That guy has MAJOR AIDS. I wouldn’t go near him; probably for the AIDS touch.

by spienator101 November 13, 2023

Sergeant Major

The highest enlisted rank in the Army and Marines. His job is to be a dick.

Soldier: Good morning, Sergeant Major.

Sergeant Major: How do you know what kinda goddamn day it is?

Soldier: Beautiful day, Sergeant Major.

Sergeant Major: What are you, a fucking weatherman?

by AragornElessar February 8, 2024

major hottie

A name given to any attractive woman in uniform, regardless of rank

Remember when we used to train the troops at the Armory and there was those two chicks major Hottie and corporal cutie?

by Jax 420 April 26, 2023

social majority

noun

all members of the common class within the social group.

All members of the social group who are not members of the economic and political elite and are members of the common class are also referred to as the social majority.

by Baron Neville April 18, 2018

Major Air Dribble

What happens when you pull your pants up too fast after going to the bathrooms

I just took a shit and I had a Major Air Dribble

by OrionJeremy March 1, 2019

Thats Major

When you finally get up off your ass, quit your illegal thug ways, get a job like everyone else in this world, and decide to continue living a normal working class life.

You wanna help me get from A to B for a few dollars and alotta risk? Hell no!! I'm going to my normal 9-5. You must not have did 10 months in Lil Vegas-Thats Major!

by EricReese December 16, 2018