Cold weapon

White arm aka cold weapon. Is a weapon that does not use fire or explosions (such as an act of combustion) Fists, elbows, knee, a knife, swords, club an axe etc;

Man Devin got into it with two guys at the club last night and laid them both out. mans a “cold weapon”

by Sketchy at best July 22, 2022

Weapon

Another word for a large penis

Lad look at the fucking size of your weapon!

by Weaponlad July 27, 2022

Weapons Of Mass Redaction

A government official involved in gratuitous cover up and redaction of important classified information that should be disclosed to the public.

Often done to protect powerful people from embarrassing or damaging disclosures, Mass Redaction is a common pass-time or intelligence services, and is a major driver of black ink prices globally.

Typically shortened to WOMR, pronounced "Wormer". This can be used as a noun in a sentence.

Brian: Hey, are those classified Exxxxxx Files being released soon?

Luke: Haha, the 'Weapons Of Mass Redaction' are in the basement working them over at the moment, there's zero chance we see anything controversial.

Brian: Yeah good point. Those WOMR's buy their black ink by the barrel.

by J.Manstrong January 14, 2026

Energy Weapons

The sci-fi staple made real: guns that shoot concentrated physics instead of bullets. This includes lasers (directed light that burns holes), particle beams (streams of accelerated atoms), microwaves (that cook electronics and cause unbearable pain), and sonic weapons (using infrasound or ultrasound). The appeal is "deep magazines" (power from a generator), speed-of-light travel, and precision effects from disabling to destroying. They're turning warfare from a game of ballistics into a game of applied energy physics.

*Example: "Forget ammo crates; the Navy's new destroyer has energy weapons. It uses a high-powered laser to swat down incoming missiles for about $1 a shot in electricity, looking like a Star Wars scene off the coast of Yemen."*

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026

Laser Igniter Weapon

The broad category encompassing any armament whose primary mechanism is to cause destruction via laser-induced ignition. This includes pistols, rifles, cannons, and even orbital systems designed to start forest fires, trigger volcanic vents, or ignite a planet's atmosphere in the most extreme theoretical warfare. It's a class of weapon that treats the enemy's world itself as the ammunition.

Example: "The orbital defense grid wasn't loaded with kinetics; it was armed with laser igniter weapons. An invading fleet wouldn't be pierced; it would be set on fire. The strategy was to turn the local space around the planet into a kiln, using the enemy's own fuel, oxygen scrubbers, and hull paints as the kindling."

by Abzunammu February 2, 2026

Plasma Igniter Weapon

Any weapon system where the primary destructive effect is delivered by a projected plasma bolt or stream. This ranges from infantry arms to vehicle-mounted cannons and starship batteries. The signature is localized, sun-core temperatures and the tendency to make things not just break, but change state—solids become liquids, liquids become gases, and gases become expanding fireballs.

Example: "The frigate's broadside consisted of plasma igniter weapons. They didn't puncture the hull of the pirate skiff; they enveloped it. For a split second, the skiff was the brightest star in the system as its entire mass flash-vaporized, leaving only an expanding, superheated cloud of ionized debris. It was less a battle and more a momentary astronomical event."

by Abzunammu February 2, 2026

Particle Beam Igniter Weapon

The umbrella term for the most horrifyingly destructive class of theoretical energy weapon. It bypasses mere chemical or thermal damage to attack the strong nuclear force holding matter together. Effects range from instant, clean penetration to causing targets to undergo prompt fission, effectively turning a tank or bunker into the epicenter of a tiny, dirty nuclear detonation. Its development is usually banned by every galactic convention ever written.

Example: "The Doomsday Clock moved to one minute to midnight when the Particle Beam Igniter Weapon test was leaked. The satellite-fired beam at a derelict asteroid didn't obliterate it. The asteroid fissioned, splitting into fragments under nuclear fire and showering the test zone with radioactive debris. It was the first weapon that could literally make a mountain go critical mass."

by Abzunammu February 2, 2026