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trunk head

Trunk head is a name to describe someone of little intelligence who likes to bum around and blame others for things randomly.
That trunk head over there said I stole his baby stroller even though I was at work all day!
by AntiTrunkHead November 21, 2023
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Trunk

When you're drunk but you've also eaten so much turkey that you don't know if your turkey drunk or alcohol drunk.
Let's all get TRUNK this Thanksgiving holiday weekend and have a safe time.
We bout ta get tha trunkest ever dog.
by Sprky33 November 25, 2023
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Mexican Trunk Muffin

When you stay the night as a guest at someone's home that you are nit particularly fond of and they have a sofa fold out bed, in the morning, take shit on the bed, then fold it back up for a surprise they will be sure to love the next time they use it.
Derek: " Yo you spend the night at your ex's house last night?"

Jake: " Yea bro, we finished all the legal documents for the divorce, by time we were done it was late and I had a little bit to much to drink. She let me crash on her sofa bed couch. That morning before she woke up, I took a huge shit that came out like soft served ice-cream in the middle of the sofa bed. I pulled the sheet & comforter up over my nasty, smelly shit, then being the polite guest that I am, folded the bed back into the sofa. HA! THAT'S WHAT THAT BITCH GETS FOR TRYING TO GET HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN FROM ME!!"

DEREK: " WOO HOO HOO! No way man, you left her a Mexican Trunk Muffin?! Man I wish I could see her face when she finds that!"
by LizziAlchemy December 4, 2022
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Trunk Monkey

A person who is black that can't drive
man I hate those trunk monkeys
by CrAcK_mOnKeY195 December 19, 2022
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Trunk

A person who acts or seems one or two generations older than they are. Refers to the greyness of an elephant(s) trunk.
Dat man is trunk fam.
by Presha D October 27, 2019
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Greasy trunk baby

The act of ejaculating in a kidnappers trunk.
My ex girlfriend Locked me in the trunk because I wouldn't get her pregnant. So I unloaded a fat "Greasy Trunk Baby" all over her stripper clothes so the tank would be empty next time she tried.
by MADAZZMATT October 29, 2019
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bear in my trunk

A bear breaking into the trunk of your car!

Also a bear (man) being inside of your trunk (butt).
by Seiglored November 13, 2021
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