Toy

A: A piece of media that often children use for entertainment.
B: When one manipulates another.

Person A: My boy likes to play with toy's
Person B: I can give your boy even more toys
Person A: Stop trying to manipulate me, you suck at it.

by Halfless Goober Flesh September 18, 2019

Toy Burglar

A toy burglar is someone who steals their parents sex toys for their own use.

Guy: Have you ever stole anything?
Girl: I mean I’m a toy burglar.

Guy:*confused*
Girl:Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by That One Annoying Booger August 8, 2019

You’re so toy

Saying “you’re so toy” is like calling someone fake or saying someone plays too much.

Bethany, you’re so toy!

by Justlookatmycoolsocks August 21, 2019

Dog Toy

When someone tells you a story and the whole time you’re thinking “stfu bitch, I know not a single word coming out of your mouth is true.”

Mandy: “Did you hear Becky slept with Principal Lincoln? He is giving her all A’s in all of her classes and naming her student of the month. He even bought her a car for her 18th birthday!”

Me: *yeah, okay, I’m calling dog toy.. Principal Lincoln can’t even afford to buy himself a car.*

by aluminum2318 December 12, 2017

toi

a person who is typing too fast and types toi instead of too

person 1-" I miss you toi"
person 2-"Toi?"
person 1-"Sry I meant too"
random person-"Youre such a toi"

by vimo April 8, 2017

Toy Candy Gay

A gay guy that is obsessed with Hello Kitty and only wears neon pink, usually the g.b.f.Of their friend group of only girls

He's such a Toy Candy Gay

by I'll float too October 1, 2017

toys in the top drawer

When a man, while a woman is asleep, slips his penis in her cleavage under her bra strap and wakes her by tickling her nose with his testicles.

He woke her up on the couch by slipping his "toys in the top drawer " and resting his testicles on her upper lip.

by Poison puppy July 3, 2017