Jersey Shift

1. When you get onto the highway and immediately shift across all lanes of traffic in one full motion.

2. When you shift lanes underneath a light.

Paul: Hold on, I’m going for a Jersey Shift.
Cali: That’s the only way to drive.

by BlueKnightt September 15, 2019

shift stick

Referring to your dick/penis mainly when your getting head.

“Ohhhhh Ethan lemme suck your shift stick.”

by DaddyE 2.0 December 27, 2017

Shift worker

Someone who is never fun at parties and tells everyone how unsociable their hours are.

I can’t come for tea tonight, I’m a shift worker. Im on nights a week on Thursday.

by bounty67 December 28, 2017

double stick shift

Sexually pleasuring yourself while driving a stick shift ( usually a male )

My girl didn't give up that was last night so I had to Double Stick Shift it on my way to work.

by DevTheReck October 15, 2017

skin shift

An extension of the asshole that has an inverse relationship with the penis like a slinky, where the anus is protruding and the penis is flacid, or the penis is erect and anus is retracted. In relaxed state the anus appears prolapsed.

To avoid embarrassment, Q skin shift his rectum away from the public eye.

by Your fly is open November 21, 2017

Lunch Shift Friend

A coworker who you friend during the lunch shift because both of your real friends normally work dinner. When dinner shift arrives, you go your separate ways and do not acknowledge each other.

I realized we were only lunch shift friends when dinner shift arrived and she basically ignored me.

by Lunchann November 25, 2017

jumping shift

Jump shift is basically a way of saying you are breaking up with someone

Dave: Hey
Sarah: Hey, We need to talk
Dave: Huh?
Sarah: I'm sorry David but I'm jumping shift

Dave: What do you mean by that?

Sarah: I'm breaking up with you
Dave: Oh Wow :(

by A randomKIDWhoHatesOTHERS12 February 25, 2018